Friday, February 27, 2009

Feeling Kind of Needy at the Moment

When I read this on Alison's blog, I missed the point at first, and then went back and re-read it. So, this isn't a list of what I really want or need, but what came up from my search on google. The instructions are to google the phrase "(your name) needs" and then list the first ten hits. Then google "(your name)wants" and list the first ten hits. Here is our list of needs and wants: Jeanette wants someone not crazy Jeanette wants weekends Jeanette wants to visit Europe Jeanette wants to be true to who she is Jeanette wants to become a teacher when she is grown up Jeanette wants to live Jeanette wants to tell the story of the people who healed her Jeanette wants more joy Jeanette wants eggs with tofu and mushrooms and tomatoes and asparagus and cheese and salsa with tea and crumpets with jam and turkey bacon! (Say what?!?)_ Jeanette wants to rebuild Jeanette needs re-sized pictures from antique photos Jeanette needs help Jeanette needs help Jeanette needs HELP Jeanette needs a face book Jeanette needs a Valentine Jeanette needs prayers Jeanette needs to break down the walls of her home, to create the magic circle that will protect her soul from the world. Jeanette needs your money Jeanette needs to go to bed soon Erik wants You. Erik wants you to join their mob in Mobsters Erik wants to play. Erik wants an OCEAN’S 14! Erik wants the Mark 3 armor for his commute to work! Erik wants to tell you all about it. Erik wants to believe Erik wants to buy Donkey Kong the arcade game. Erik wants to understand the picture. Erik wants to complete addiction counseling, but there is a three-year waiting list for Narcotics Anonymous classes. Erik wants to go fishing. Erik needs an heir in order to receive aid in regaining his title, lands, and children stolen from him by his treacherous brother, Nicholas. Erik needs medication with pictures Erik needs shoulder surgery. ERIK NEEDS HELP! Erik needs a hug Erik needs your help. Erik needs something in his life, and maybe religion is the right thing. Erik needs to wear hearing aides in both ears. Erik needs to wear glasses. Erik needs HR advice. Erik has what Erik needs . . . Erik has what Erik needs . . .Erik has what Erik needs . . . Brewers want better beer (root beer, of course). Brewers want old pitching and a young center fielder Brewers want to keep using their pink bats Brewers want expectations to be high Brewers want to be sure that he knows his responsiblities Brewers want pay for lost business Brewers want more people to drink less beer Brewers want to maintain their we-got-it-under-control façade Brewers want arms Brewers want to make it easier to control Brewers need a LH outfielder? Brewers need to use the money Brewers need your help! Brewers need more firepower than that Brewers need an ace to complete the full house Brewers need clear heads Brewers need speed Brewers need to improve in 2009 Brewers need to agree Brewers need some other players Brewers need to decide whether they want to compete or rebuild Brewers need to know whether they have a legitimate shot Brewers need to improve their undisciplined offense Probably funnier for me than it is for you, but it gave me a good laugh. I want to sit here all day and do nothing else. But if you'll excuse me, I need to wash sheets. I need to wash whites. I need to mop my floor. I need to fix the vacuum. I need to make some appointments. I need to do yard work. I need to figure out what we're having for dinner. I need to go grocery shopping. I need to check on the budget. I need . . .

1 comment:

Callie said...

I actually love this kind of stuff. Sounds fun.

Your blog background is totally cute. Good work.

And I have some questions about the crock pot. Do you have my email address? I don't have yours.