Country Mouse Didn't Last Long as a City Mouse

Okay,

so the Man of the House,

informed me Friday,

when he returned home from work,

that the varmint was no rat,

but rather a mouse.

In my defense,

I said

that it was still the biggest mouse

I had ever seen.

He agreed.

That was a mighty big mouse!

And before you all start thinking

that we must have a zoo of a yard,

you need to realize that we do live

just across the street from a farm.

I'm sure all these creatures just came over

for a friendly little visit.

Note to Varmints:

Visiting Hours are Over!